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😐 This unisex adult graphic t-shirt features the bold phrase “When It Comes To My Child I Will Smile In My Mugshot” styled like a mugshot lineup, complete with distressed lettering and height-line details. The design delivers a dark, edgy, protective parent humor vibe that makes a statement without apology.
✨ Printed using DTF (direct to film) printing for crisp detail, strong contrast, and durability through everyday wear.
🎨 Available on Gildan 50/50 or Comfort Colors 100% cotton blanks, offered in dark color options only as shown in the listing charts to maintain the bold, high-contrast look of the design.
👕 Unisex adult sizing provides a relaxed, versatile fit — easy to style casually or wear as a conversation-starting statement piece.
🖤 A great choice for parents who blend humor with boundaries and aren’t afraid to wear their mindset out loud.